Sung to the tune of Clouds in My Coffee

I walked into the Fet club

You wore my collar and that was a lot

My fly strategically undone to my balls

I smelled like expensive pot

I had one eye on your perfect ass

But the dancer on stage was hot

And all the girls dreamed that they'd get my penis

They'd get my penis, and 

I'm so Vain 

I fuckn' know  this song is about me 

I'm so vain

I fuckn' know this song is about me

'bout Me! 'bout Me!

I had you several years ago

When you were really naive 

I lied and said we made such a pretty pair

And that I would never leave

But I got bored with sticking your ass

And chucked you to the weeds

It was my dream, to jizz in your asshole

I Jizzed in your Asshole

I'm so Vain

I fuckn' know  this song is about me

I'm so vain

I fuckn' know this song is about me

'bout Me! 'bout Me! 'bout Me!

Oh by the way, I told all of my best friends

That I jizzed in your asshole, and

I'm so Vain

I fuckn' know  this song is about me

I'm so vain

I fuckn' know this song is about me

'bout Me! 'bout Me! 'bout Me!

Well you heard I went up to Orlando

And that I naturally got laid

Then I drove myself down to Miami Beach

When you're with that guy who treats you nice

You're still thinking of me                               

I'm so Vain

I fuckn' know  this song is about me

I'm so vain

I fuckn' know this song is about me

'bout Me! 'bout Me! 'bout Me!